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THIS WORKOUT IS SO NECESSARY FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU’RE RUNNING TO CATCH A FLIGHT BECAUSE YOU ACTED LIKE A FUCKING COWBOY AND GOT TO THE AIPORT 39 MINUTES BEFORE TAKEOFF AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO PHYSICALLY COLLAPSE AND DIE IN FRONT OF A HUDSON NEWS OR AUNTIE ANNE’S PRETZELS 🥨
THE. SUNGLASSES. ARE. NOWHERE. NEAR. HIS. FUCKING. LLAMA. EYES. THIS. IS. INCREDIBLE.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE COMPLETELY DEAD INSIDE AND HAVE SEEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING SO NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY SCARE YOU. BRITNEY, I FEEL YOU GIRL. SOUND ⬆️ (@sainthoax)
“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice
HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN (@pizzaslime)
THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN
Please enjoy this video of two bees having actual sex, like one is literally holding the other’s butt while fucking it. THIS IS LIKE BEE SPRING BREAK. (Also, anyone in my comments saying nerdy shit like “Ummmm these are actually wasps” will get that ass BLOCKED)
Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.
Me and the fucking queen
@madonnaheld auditions to be one of her dancers. Watch the full video at MDNASKIN.com. I mostly just eat falafel. #savageviscerality
IT’S BEEN AN INTENSE FUCKING WEEK OF OLD WHITE MEN SCREAMING AT EACHOTHER, SO LET’S TAKE A MINUTE TO NOTE THAT PARTY ROCK ANTHEM IS THE EXACT SAME TEMPO AS BILLY JOEL’S UPTOWN GIRL. THIS IS IMPORTANT. VOLUME ⬆️, STUPID. (@stanlewis_)
HERE’S A VIDEO OF TRUMP WITH TOILET PAPER STUCK TO HIS SHOE BOARDING AIR FORCE ONE, THIS POST WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO A GUY NAMED JEFF WITH A CALF TATTOO WHO WORKS AT A T-MOBILE KIOSK AT THE MALL IN TAMPA BAY CALLING ME AN “OBESE CUCK” IN THE COMMENTS
Things I like: women with a latex allergy, dark meat chicken McNuggets from the ‘90’s with the occasional purple vein in them, THIS FUCKING VIDEO (@sainthoax)
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