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MY MOM FUCKED SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN 1971 (SERIOUSLY)
FOUNDER OF @drinkbabe
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MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT
TAKE OVER TIME brotha 🥂
*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)
The names. Goddamn you’re right. Wow.
HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE
Broke my brain
DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.
Drunk me loves to buy sober me surprises for just getting through the day.
ME AND @missguidedWANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE A PERFECT 10, I CELEBRATE MY SHREK BODY, AND YOU SHOULD LOVE WHATEVER YOU’RE WORKING WITH. PLEASE REMEMBER TO ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED AND GIVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT WHAT ANYBODY THINKS. #babesofmissguided #thefatjewishxmissguided
Yesterday, as a romantic V-Day gesture, Kanye hired Kenny G to play sax live in their home for Kim amidst dozens of roses in glass vases, AND I HAVE MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS. Did Kenny stand there while they assembled the vases around him? Did he maneuver through a treacherous maze of glass to assume his sax spot? 2. Did he climb out or did he have to wait for them to be removed? How long did he stand there before Kim arrived? I NEED ANSWERS IT’S ALL I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOR THE PAST 20 HOURS
I would be so annoyed if I woke up to Kenny G in my living room.
LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN
Yoooo WTF @thefatjewish get your ass to the gym !
@kirkmyersfitness what was all this D LINES TALK??
Katy Perry: whiter than a guy named Hunter with a tramp stamp of Bernie Sanders snowboarding into a Coldplay concert wearing cargo shorts holding a cage free locally sourced conflict free iced matcha (@versace_tamagotchi)
ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE (@edlavacnn)
THIS IS FROM 2004 AND IT’S REALLY FUCKING SPECIAL @thedailyshow
So obsessed with walls.
STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH
@steven_lisacki my moms bday is Valentines Day 🤦🏾♂️😂
SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS
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